Another useless, mentally masturbative message in a bottle is hurled over the gunwale with the rest of the effluent. Let's see if it washes ashore anywhere.

To business:

Mission Statement

I like good food, potent booze, foul language, and being a general pain in the ass. I also like to hold forth on just about everything. I despise right wing nut jobs only slightly more than vegetarians and hippies; and yes, I will be commenting on food, booze, current events, or even past events. Oh, and the Packers and Phillies, too.

Anyway, like most of us, I'm just here to talk shit to people who can't actually throw a drink in my face or give me the beating I so richly deserve. I guess mostly I'll just ramble on . . . kinda like this. How novel.

Me:

Read on and learn

Next time:

Thoughts on roast chicken